Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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