Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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