Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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