Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A baby seal walks into a club.

Sarah Palin.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Tucker Rivera

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Happy Monday!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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