- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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