Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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