- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

how much fish could a chicken

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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