- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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