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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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