- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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