- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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