- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

roses are red violets should be purple

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Get up Look in the mirror

scraggle is in you pillow case

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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