- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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