- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your girlfriend.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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