- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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