A pope meets another one

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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