- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your girlfriend.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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