Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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