Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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poopy is poopy

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Balls

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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