Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A pope meets another one

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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