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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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