Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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