A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Cheese

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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