Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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