- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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