I Have a Black Friend

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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