Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

#Getweird

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Where's my baby??

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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