- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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