- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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