Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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