women's rights

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Manchester City

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Lil Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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