a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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