Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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