- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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