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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

race-car = rac-ecar

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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