What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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A pope meets another one

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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