- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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