What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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