whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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