What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A gay man watches football.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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