Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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