You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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