Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

say it ten times fast: oh

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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