- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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