- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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brock has small hands for a small job

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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