Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

baloney sandwich

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...