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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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