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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

my gramma died

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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