What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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