- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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