knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What page are you on The gay page.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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