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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Eric is gay Ha

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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