What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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