- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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