- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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