Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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