- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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