- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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