- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How old are you? 7

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Charlie Sheen is winning

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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