Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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