whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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