why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Maths.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Happy Monday!

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Anti Joke

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