- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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