- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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