your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

why did you poop because you are a poop

A russian gives away vodka.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

This is an anti-joke.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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