Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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