- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??