- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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