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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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The Labour Party.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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