Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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