Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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