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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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