- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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