When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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