A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Boxing on Boxing Day

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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