- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

I <3 Hitler

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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