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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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