- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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