- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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