- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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