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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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