- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why are white people white? I don't know

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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